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Snooki’s Writing a Novel

You have just four months to wait until a novel written by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi arrives in bookstores, courtesy of the opportunity-seizing Simon & Schuster. The novel, currently titled A Shore Thing, will be in stores in January. It follows “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore)," and presumably GTL-ing, smushing, grenades, getting punched in the face, etc. Needless to say, we know what the author photo should be. [PW]