Stage Dive: A Suggestion Box for Megan Fox's Broadway Debut

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"A source close to Megan Fox" says the ex-Transformers actress, eager to polish her acting credentials, is considering Broadway. That's Broadway's motto, you know: "Jilted by a 40-foot alien truck-bot? Come do a Roundabout Hedda at Studio 54, and FEEL BETTER!" Seriously: It's up on a billboard at Hollywood and Vine.

What might Mme. Fox's Broadway options be? Well, that's where facts leave off and we turn instead to our old friend Rampant Speculation. I'm going to set the over-under on a Megan Fox Funny Girl at $11 million (lost). But I'm sure the Vulture crowd can do better. What would you like to see Megan Fox do on Broadway? Within reason/blue-laws?