Vulture’s Prime Suspect DVD Contest: We Have Winners!
Flattery will get you everywhere. Or at least several DVDs.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a Helen Mirren–themed haiku for our Prime Suspect DVD giveaway. It was hard to pick winners, and also a little hard to read the word "Queen" so many times, but we successfully narrowed it down to two.
From Blankets:
"I'll be your mirror,"
Mister Reed wrote. It should go
"I'll be your Mirren."
And from JSherwin:
IMDB says
that you are sixty-five. Please.
Fifty tops, Mirren.
Flattery will get you everywhere. Or at least several DVDs. Congratulations, winners!