97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy

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Sometimes, The Onion crosses that thin line from funny to sad. Today’s top story, for example: “Retired post office branch manager Nancy Hollander, 97, died at her home of natural causes Tuesday, after spending her life completely unaware that she was one of the most talented musicians of the past century and possessed the untapped ability to become a world-class violin virtuoso.”