Audrina Patridge's Mom Apologizes For Awesome, Drunken Rant


Today, we realized why Audrina Patridge is a woman of such few words: because her mother Lynn took them all, stringing them together in phrases such as "pissy little fashion shit," "'Drina is gonna fuckin' rise," and "Fuckin' A, she's a Polish-Catholic, full-on Italian, and she was raised right." Sadly, Lynn felt the need to apologize for her drunken, Lauren Conrad-excoriating video meltdown, issuing this statement to Radar Online: "I am sincerely sorry for the negative things I said in the heat of the moment. As a mother, there is no pain in this world like seeing your children upset. I am so proud of my daughter and all she has accomplished on Dancing with the Stars. I was extremely emotional after her elimination -- it just came as such a shock. I want to apologize for offending anyone." [Radar Online]