Democrats: ‘If We’re Gonna Lose, Let’s Go Down Running Away From Every Legislative Accomplishment We’ve Made’

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Today on The Onion, Democrats: ‘If We’re Gonna Lose, Let’s Go Down Running Away From Every Legislative Accomplishment We’ve Made’: “‘There’s a great deal on the line, and we know it isn’t going to be easy for us,’ said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), speaking from the steps of the Capitol. ‘But if we suffer defeat, we will do so knowing we cowered away from absolutely anything we produced that was even remotely progressive or valuable in any way.’”