Exhausted Ken Burns Urges Baseball To Stop

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The Onion, Exhausted Ken Burns Urges Baseball To Stop: “‘I can’t do this anymore,’ Burns said. ‘The more baseball that is played, the more I have to document. But it’s futile. The documentary will never end, because in order for it to end, baseball itself would have to end. I’m always playing catch-up ball. The Tenth Inning, The Eleventh Inning, The 2,945th Inning. Christ, how many more of these things will I have to make?’”