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The Fug Girls Survey the Fall’s Worst Pop-Culture Hair, Men’s Division

In Hollywood, it's traditionally the ladies for whom a hideous wig is the gateway to accolades — like Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich, or Nicole Kidman in The Hours. Lately, though, it's the dudes who are getting all the attention for uglying up their head-suits. This fall, on screens big and small, we're witnessing an epidemic of masculine follicular follies: multiple Federline coifs, some ill-advised dreadlocks, and one reedy Mohawk that looks like a tragic Flowbee accident. And they say men are afraid of commitment. Click through our slideshow to witness their wholehearted embrace of the hair make-under … and then perhaps send a few bottles of shampoo to their managers. (For more from the Fug Girls, visit GoFugYourself.com.)

Photo: Ron Batzdorff, Stone Productions