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Let’s Make Up Lyrics for Taylor Swift’s Inevitable Jake Gyllenhaal Song

Us Weekly is all over the story of the unlikely romance budding between good-looking person Taylor Swift and good-looking person Jake Gyllenhaal, reporting that the couple was spotted over the weekend hanging backstage at SNL, apple-picking in upstate New York, and having brunch in "Brooklyn's Park Slope neighborhood." You know what that means: On her next album, Taylor Swift will have a song either about how she broke up with Jake Gyllenhaal or how he broke up with her! Let's help Taylor get a jump start on the process by suggesting lyrics now. We'll go first: "It's late fall upstate and the apples taste so sweet / you take my hand and make Prince of Persia jokes as the leaves crunch beneath our feet." Ehh? [Us]

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