Comedian Lisa Lampanelli, known as the “Queen of Mean” for her relentless, oft-offensive jokes, is now an honest woman, marrying Jimmy Cannizzaro, a Long Island–based bar owner. Cannizzaro e-mailed her his head shot with the note, “I think you can use a big Italian in your life,” according to the Times’ wedding announcement, and told her he loved her while on their second date, at a Yankees game. Aw, this woman has a soft side, huh? [NYT via Gawker]