Wannabe famous person Alisa Apps, who's challenging Gaga to a $1 million sing-off at Madison Square Garden, explains, "I feel sorry for Lady Gaga — she's just a plastic doll generated by the music money marketing machine. This contest gives people a chance to choose which they prefer — plastic or real." Right. A video of Apps from 2008 is posted below. Remember, Lady Gaga sings like this.