Read the Original Star Wars Recapped in One Facebook Thread
In which 1977's Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope is retold on the quick, in Facebook parlance
Han Solo: "Awesome, let's GTFO."
Luke Skywalker: "Ben, u busy man? We're leaving."
Ben Kenobi: "Yeh, fightin' this dude."
Darth Vader: "Sup."