When the Scream 4 trailer was shown at Spike TV's Scream Awards last weekend, resulting in a ton of blurry bootlegs, we could hardly have imagined how thematically appropriate those cell-phone-captured clips would be. Dimension just released the full, slightly longer teaser, and if there's one takeaway you should be getting from Scream 4, it's that smartphones have changed the way horror movies operate. No, it's not that a victim can call or tweet her way out of peril — somehow, we think bad AT&T reception is going be blamed over and over in dangerous situations — it's that she'd rather capture Ghostface on her iPhone than have him captured by the cops. The horror-movie rules change when you can make your own horror movie with the slim device in your pocket, but we've got news for these meta, media-obsessed meat socks: A Hipstamatic snapshot is not going to make your death any prettier.
Most Viewed Stories
The Best of Haruki Murakami’s Advice Column
Zayn Malik Gives His First Interview Post–One Direction, Breaks Even More Hearts
The Walking Dead Spinoff Just Got a Really Stupid Name
The Life and Crimes of Robert Durst: A Timeline
Every Will Ferrell Movie, Ranked From Worst to Best
Rihanna’s New Song Is Ratchet Heaven
It Follows Spoiler Bomb: The Director Explains All Those Twists and Shocks
The 6 Most Miraculous Things Scientology Has Ever Done (According to Scientologists)
Errol Morris on His Early Films, and What He Thinks of The Jinx
Scandal Recap: Full Circle and Sweet Baby
Latest News from VultureBloodline Recap: Sleep Tight
Danny's morals are plummeting.Nick Jonas Got People Drunk and then Serenaded Them
Try not to get jealous.David Duchovny Thought Mulder Was the 'Worst FBI Agent of All Time'
"He never solved one case in nine years."Welcome to New York Review: Abel Ferrara's DSK Movie Is A Perfect Match of Director and Material
I’m not the world’s biggest Abel Ferrara fan, but even I must admit that he seems like the ideal person to take on the Dominique Strauss-Kahn case.Masi Oka Will Reprise His Role as Hiro for Heroes Reborn
Yatta!Daniel Craig's Eyes are Full of Secrets in the New James Bond Trailer for Spectre
"Welcome, James."Haven't You Always Wanted to Lie Next to Deadpool on a Bearskin Rug?
Ryan "Burt" Reynolds.Archer Recap: Holy Shrink Snacks!
This was a very, very funny tease to a second part that has to be balls-to-the-wall insane.Bloodline Recap: S.S.D.D.
Here's the black sheep.Errol Morris on His Early Films, and What He Thinks of The Jinx
"I started The Thin Blue Line having no idea it was going to become The Thin Blue Line."
It’s a fascinating meeting of three minds, and perspectives.Spooks: The Greater Good Trailer: Jon Snow Is Jack Bauer
It's a spinoff of the show you know as MI-5.Future’s Early Contender for Song of the Summer Finally Gets the Flashy Video It Deserves
"Fuck Up Some Commas."A Björk Song Almost Ended Up on Mad Men
Hey, there's still time?The Walking Dead Spinoff Just Got a Really Stupid Name
We're disappointed.Theater Review: The Radio City Music Hall New York Spring Spectacular Is Not for Us
Aimed, like a confetti cannon, at tourists only.It Follows Spoiler Bomb: The Director Explains All Those Twists and Shocks
You'll want to read this if (and only if!) you've seen the new horror classic.New Terminator: Genisys Trailer Has a Whole Lot of J.K. Simmons
"I can work with that."Sam Claflin on The Riot Club, Playing a Wanker, and His Pretty Woman Moment
"Never before have I been so happy to hear that people hate me."Gillian Flynn Will Ensure That Steve McQueen’s New Film Has Four Cool Girls
For an adaptation of the British miniseries Prime Suspect.
It's corny, but the corniness never feels cheap or opportunistic.Wim Wenders on Salt of the Earth and What Happened to Until the End of the World
"I could never get a film financed today without a script. Kings of the Road was financed with a half page of exposé. Unthinkable today."Billy Zane Really Wants Kids to Stop Confusing Him With Zayn Malik
"I had no idea all my fans were hysterical 14-year-old girls."Noah Baumbach Shares His Musical Obsessions
Young Noah Baumbach hated Lionel Richie; old Noah Baumbach knows better.In the Trailer for J.K. Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy, Everyone Is Very British, Very Paranoid
Coming to HBO in April.Movie Review: Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart Can’t Save Get Hard’s Stale Jokes
Get Hard eventually becomes just one big prison-rape joke.Zayn Malik Gives His First Interview Post–One Direction, Breaks Even More Hearts
"It’s not real to me anymore."If They Gave an Oscar for Getting Super-Ripped, Jake Gyllenhaal Would Definitely Win One for Southpaw
He should change his name to "Jacked" Gyllenhaal!Scandal Recap: Full Circle and Sweet Baby
Is Scandal trying to tell us that bad people don’t deserve good hair?The 6 Most Miraculous Things Scientology Has Ever Done (According to Scientologists)
From curing dyslexia to solving drug addiction.
Durst has never been convicted of murder, though he's suspected of many.Hungarian Thriller White God Is the New Gold Standard for Nature-Bites-Back Movies
It's a B revenge movie with A-plus direction.Can Top Gear Survive Without Jeremy Clarkson?
The TV presenter was dropped after punching a producer.Kendrick Lamar Tops Billboard Chart With First No. 1 Album Featuring ‘Pimp’ in Its Name
The more you know.Coach Is Coming Back to NBC With Craig T. Nelson
It's a sequel, not a reboot.Julia Louis-Dreyfus Might Be in a Force Majeure Remake
She would also produce, because she's a boss.This Bird Is Pissed Off at Will Ferrell, and Conan O’Brien Absolutely Loves It
What does this have to do with Get Hard? Well, there's a dick joke.Producers Who Brought Us Bad Oscars Are Definitely Not Returning
Craig Zadan's and Neil Meron's contracts were up anyway.Barack Obama, Wire Superfan, Interviewed David Simon
Thanks, Obama.Benedict Cumberbatch Reads a Poem to Honor King Richard III, of Course
For the reburial of King Richard III.
We might finally have some answers.Who’s the Funniest Sterling Cooper Employee?
"The answer is always Roger Sterling."John Slattery Was Supposed to Be on Empire
But he "let that ship sail."CSI: Cyber Screencap Recap: Wi-Fi Will Burn Down Your Home
"Someone figured out how to set a fire through the internet."Run the Jewels’ New Video Beautifully Exposes the ‘Futility’ of Police Brutality
"This video represents the futile and exhausting existence of a purgatory-like law enforcement system."You Have to Watch the Unusual Trailer for Sundance Sensation Dope
This might be the most creative teaser released all year.Rihanna’s New Song Is Ratchet Heaven
"Bitch Better Have My Money" is here!Taraji P. Henson Is Finally Bringing Cookie to Saturday Night Live! (Or So We Hope)
Get ready for more Cookie!Downton Abbey Is Officially Ending Next Season, But Will Anyone Actually End Up Happy?
Time to start kidding ourselves about a happy ending for Edith.Brian Wilson on His New Album and Biopic
No Pier Pressure is out April 7.