Are you ready for a whole passel of release dates? Universal is happy to oblige; the studio slated eight of its upcoming films today, and notably, The Bourne Legacy is the only sequel among them (though there are plenty of hopeful franchise-starters). Okay, deep breath and here goes: The Tom Hanks–Julia Roberts comedy Larry Crowne is set for July 1, 2011, and then we skip ahead to 2012, where the Denzel Washington–Ryan Reynolds thriller Safe House gets a February 10 berth, the Mark Wahlberg film CONTRABAND (their capitals, not ours) is slated for March 16, the Damon-less Bourne Legacy lands August 3, Ouija hits November 9, the Keanu Reeves sci-fier 47 Ronin gets November 21, and Snow White and the Huntsman is set for December 21. We've even got a 2013 entry: Ron Howard's ultra-ambitious The Dark Tower, which is slated for May 17 and will hopefully include no gay jokes whatsoever. [Deadline]
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