Glee vs. Rocky Horror: Compare the Copy to the Original

After weeks of antici — — — pation, we finally got our Rocky Horror–themed episode of Glee (read the recap here). But how did New Directions match up to the original movie version of the big numbers? Could Will and Emma match the original Rocky and Janet for "Touch-a Touch-a" titillation? Was Mercedes a sweet enough transvestite? And John Stamos's patootie: Hot or not?

Compare Glee's versions to the Rocky Horror originals and tell us: How did they match up? (At the end you can vote for who did it better, but as many commenters have already told us below, it's a foregone conclusion. But hey, democracy marches on, right?)