Andy Richter Tells the Real Story of Conan Going to TBS

The springtime sun was shining when I entered the room, and Conan was standing by the window in his study, surveying his vast ostrich ranch in the rugged hills of El Segundo. I had urgent news. “Conan,” I said, “it’s all settled. The Burbank Syndicate is buying off your contract. It’s quite a substantial sum, and most importantly, you’re free! You don’t have to do this anymore! It couldn’t have worked out better!”