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Charlie Sheen Stumped by Everyone Focusing on ‘One Bad Night’

Hey, how's Charlie Sheen doing in the wake of his recent naked/screaming/hotel-vandalizing combo platter? "Doing great, just finished a show," the actor told Extra. "[I'm] back to work. Everything's good, everything's good." In fact, he's a little confused why everyone is so concerned for him: "If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics." One bad night, everyone! Definitely not two, or even three, in the past year! Still, while his math skills may be somewhat suspect, who can't agree with this impressively sanguine Sheen statement about the $150,000 watch that went missing the night of his hotel bender: "The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses." [Extra]