Responding to a scandalous claim in Keith Richards’s autobiography via press release, noted former groupie Pamela Des Barres says, “Despite my admiration for the pirate of the group, I beg to differ with Keith on the sexual prowess of his lead singer, Sir Mick Jagger. In all ways (including size, thank you) on several occasions I got plenty of Satisfaction. The todger isn’t tiny after all, dolls.” If that was confusing, allow Vulture to translate: Basically Pamela is saying Jagger absolutely “Street Fighting Man”–ed her with his “Jig-Saw Puzzle” and it was totally “Sister Morphine.” (Jerry Hall already said as much, but it’s always nice to hear a second opinion).
