Well, that was fast. After airing just two episodes of the new reality show The Hasselhoffs this past Sunday night, A&E confirms that it is pulling the show off its schedule. (A network representative demurred from describing it as "canceled.") The show, about David Hasselhoff and his two daughters, premiered to poor ratings: 718,000 people watched the first episode, and 505,000 the second. (As a point of comparison, A&E's Storage Wars debuted to 2 million viewers; more people probably saw The Hasselhoffs inspired/creepy promo ad.) The fate of the remaining eight episodes of the series remains unclear. We suspect the Hoff did not know the show was done for when he took this picture. Or maybe, actually, that explains that picture.