Donald Trump to Be Roasted


Comedy Central announced today that the latest subject of ridicule for their Roast Of series will be television personality Donald Trump. Says Trump: "I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me." Here, let's try out the Jeffrey Ross voice: "Donald Trump’s success, they say, comes from his unparalleled commitment, and from sitting up here today I can tell that it's true. Ask yourself: Who among you is as dedicated to improving this great city? To raising your children the right way? To banging 20-year-old Eastern Europeans?" Okay, now you try! [Comedy Central]