Help Save Patton Oswalt By Buying His Carvel ‘Free Ice Cream For Life’ Card


As a part of the Comedy Death-ray Christmas Charity Auction, Patton Oswalt is offering up his Carvel Black Card. For those not in the know, this is an extremely rare item that bestows upon the cardholder free ice cream for life. Yep. Above, Patton gives you all the gory, creamy details.