Kevin James and Adam Sandler to Make Another Awful Movie


Kevin James and Adam Sandler are set to rejoin forces in Valet Guys, a movie that would have them playing “veteran valet parking guys at a South Beach hotel who witness a murder and find themselves running for their lives.” It is written by Nick Bakay, who co-wrote Paul Blart: Mall Cop, so that tells you about what to expect from this one.

Yes, aspiring screenwriters, the guy who wrote Paul Blart not only sold another script, but he did so for “mid-six against seven-figures.” But hey, keep chasing that dream! And keep watching this project; when it’s finally released and does really well at the box office, it should crush your spirits a second time.