Christmas came early to Craig Ferguson last night when Wishful Drinking's Carrie Fisher presented the The Late Late Show host with a kangaroo-scrotum key chain from Australia, and Helen Mirren's "bad angel" decided to gift an eager Jay Leno with a nice big smooch on the lips. Why, Helen? Why? Over on Conan, Andy Richter's "daughter" said the darndest thing, and wrapping things up on The Late Show, Johnny Depp told David Letterman a joke Al Pacino told over and over during the filming of Donnie Brasco that convinced Depp of Pacino's certifiable insanity. Hoo-ah! Watch our compilation to see what you missed.