I eat mostly bomb-shelter food. It’s like I’m surviving a nuclear apocalypse that only I’m aware of. My writing partners, Marika Sawyer and John Mulaney, they joke that if I were 10 years old they could call child-protective services to rescue me, but I’m 26, so there’s nothing they can do, because technically I’m a grown-up and I have only myself to blame for living this way.
SNL writer and novelist Simon Rich told Grub Street everything he ate for one week, and unsurprisingly he managed to make his food diary as funny an entertaining as everything else he writes. A taste:
