Jersey Shore is back tonight, and thank goodness, because with all this Oscar talk 2011 was starting off way too classy. We get less excited, though, when we remember the way we ended last season, which was basically pissed off, disgusted, and feeling sort of unclean. The slobbering mayhem that we found so endearing in the first season turned against us in the second: Is the betrayal too much to bear? Is your relationship with Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, JWOWW, and Vinny irreparably damaged? Are you willing to tough it out with them? Or are you just waiting for Deena to come in and start some great bitch fights?
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