Joe Biden, along with pretty much everybody else, loves The Onion’s take on him: “I saw the one of me washing a Trans-Am automobile in the driveway shirtless with tattoos all over myself and out there. By the way, I have a Corvette– a ‘67 Corvette– not a Trans-Am. Most people refer to me who know me, and even in the press, of being a little bit square. And now, I’m the philanderer. I think it’s hilarious, the stuff they do on me.”
