Read, Live the Full ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness’ 

Enjoy the Lost Artwork of a Pre–Jersey Shore JWOWW 

See Ryan Gosling Sing, Introduce a New Dance on Jimmy Kimmel 

Watch Matt & Kim Beat Each Other Up With Cymbals, Chinese Food 

Watch the Olsen Twins’ Younger Sister Freak Out in a Horror Movie 

Watch the Decemberists Play The King Is Dead Live 

Watch Pink’s Depressing Video for ‘F*cking Perfect’ 

Meet the Woman Who Is Addicted to Eating Couch Cushions 

Hear a Shiny New Best Coast Song, ‘Sunny Adventure’ 

See Taiwan’s NMA.tv Explain Ricky Gervais’s Hour-Long Golden Globes Disappearance 

Learn All About the Battle: Los Angeles Aliens 

Hear, Download a New Track From Madlib and J Dilla 

Watch the Ultimate Awards-Show Reaction-Shot Mash-Up 

Enjoy the Many Sad Faces of Rejected Bachelor Contestants 

See the Cute Father-Daughter Edward Sharpe Duo on Ellen 

Watch the Second Trailer for Catherine Hardwicke’s Twisted Red Riding Hood 

Download MNDR’s (a.k.a. Amanda Warner) New Single, ‘Cut Me Out’ 

See Amy Poehler’s Darling Teen-Model Photos 

See Aziz Ansari’s Excellent New Title Sequence for Parks and Recreation 

Hear Girl Talk Mashed Up With Girl Talk 

See Three New and Improved X-Men: First Class Pictures 

See Chloe Sevigny Rock Some Glowing, Creepy Eyes 

Pick Your Favorite of This Year’s Fake Coachella Posters 

Watch a Mesmerizing Trailer for the BBC’s Human Planet 

See Ellen DeGeneres Predict the Sex of Natalie Portman’s Baby 

Watch a New She & Him Video Starring Four Zooey Deschanels 

Watch a Cringe-y New Clip From Mean Girls 2 

Hear, Download a New Mountain Goats Track, ‘Damn These Vampires’ 

Meet the Cast of LeBron James’s Animated Series for Kids and Adults 

See Prince Singing to Leighton Meester Onstage at Madison Square Garden 

See the Storyboards From Banksy’s Super-Dark Simpsons Intro 

Watch Craig ‘Give Me a Million Dollars’ Rowan’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ Video 

See Jason Segel and Amy Adams Dancing on The Muppets Set 

Follow the Evolution of Nicolas Cage’s Hair 

Watch a Video for Peter Bjorn and John’s New Single, ‘Breaker Breaker’ 

Meet Aziz Ansari’s Newly Adopted Son 

Watch Jeremy Piven’s Bathroom Freak-Out 

Watch a Super-Cut of People Excusing Themselves in Movies 

See the Entire Cast of X-Men: First Class in Costume 

Watch a Large, Drunk Puppet Stumble Around Ireland 

Read a ‘Where Are They Now’ Update on The Baby-sitters Club