Snooki’s Novel Contains at Least One Sentence That Reads, ‘A Fart Slipped Out’


The Post has kindly excerpted a few passages from A Shore Thing, the novel written by Snooki coming out this week, which chronicles cousins Gia and Bella's summer adventures on the Jersey Shore. One of the passages within goes a little something like this: "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky." More priceless lines, including "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla," and a metaphor comparing the Seaside Heights drunk tank to a church can be found here. [NYP]