Sure, there are still quality Oscar contenders lingering in theaters or only now opening wide. But let's say you had to go see a brand-new movie this weekend. Would you go with boozy/twangy Gwyneth or greasy medieval Nic? The rules to this game are that staying home is not an option: You must choose, and blindfolding yourself while in the theater is not permissible. Which would it be?
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