Our favorite guido family is heading to Italy! The fourth season of Jersey Shore will be filmed across the Atlantic, starting this spring, where they'll be "ready to drop in on Vinny’s family for a famous Guadagnino dinner and excited to trade gorillas for Italian stallions." Watch out, Italia, these guidos need culture now! They need excitement! They need to be trapped in another country together and contractually obligated to stay until Vinny and Snooki fall in love, and Ronnie and Sammi kill one another. What will they make of the European club scene? What will the European club scene make of them? Think of all the cultural insensitivity there will be to exhibit! Think of how the cast will be serving as veritable American ambassadors! We can't wait.