Yesterday, The Late Show With David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan would be reading the Top Ten on Thursday night. Psych! Turns out whoever the Late Show was communicating with was not Lindsay Lohan. The show’s statement: “Lindsay Lohan will not be delivering a Top Ten list on Thursday’s Late Show with David Letterman, as had been previously announced. We made a mistake. Someone purporting to be a friend of Lindsay’s reached out to the show yesterday, allegedly on her behalf, and booked her to appear. Clearly, this person was not authorized to make commitments on her behalf. We wish Lindsay well, and look forward to having her on the show in the future.” This is just about the only time in recent memory someone actually wanted to work with Lohan, and she bailed, as opposed to vice versa.