Charlie Sheen just won't quit: Sheen is miffed that CBS and Warner Bros. ordered a shutdown of Two and a Half Men, so he did what we all might: issued show producer Chuck Lorre a nasty open letter via TMZ. Of late, Sheen has repeatedly referred to Lorre by variations of his real name, Charles Levine:
"What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen"
Okay, somebody take his computer away from him now.