Charlie Sheen Advises UCLA Baseball Team to Stay Off Crack


How is Charlie Sheen spending his sorta-rehab, aside from cutting checks to the out-of-work crew of Two and a Half Men? By taking in UCLA baseball games, of course. TMZ has video of Sheen showing up postgame yesterday — in a Baltimore Orioles cap, clutching a shopping bag — to congratulate the team with these stirring words: "Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. Enjoy your moment. That's all I got." Make it a little more gay-positive and you've got yourself a Lady Gaga verse right there. [TMZ]