Charlie Sheen Vows to Outlive Chuck Lorre


On Monday night, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre posted a vanity card admonishing show star Charlie Sheen for his wild behavior. "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed," the card said. On Tuesday, Charlie Sheen fought back. "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off," he told TMZ. Then he added, "I miss you, man." He then sent a nice little passive-aggressive message to Lorre, who also created Mike & Molly and The Big Bang Theory: "Get off those other shows. Get back to the one that launched those."
 Your move, Lorre. [HR]