We're beginning to think someone's putting something in the water: Only a month into 2011, it seems like everyone in Hollywood is knocked up — not just Natalie Portman, but also Kate Hudson, Selma Blair, Ivanka Trump, Jane Krakowski, Marion Cotillard, Alicia Silverstone, Jennifer Connolly even two Spices, Posh and Baby. If any of those expectant mothers are getting nervous about dressing a burgeoning bump, we recommend looking to the past for advice — and cautionary tales. Ergo, join us as we revisit celebrity pregnancies of yore and rate the ladies' red-carpet hits and misses on a scale of 1 to 10, from frumpy to glam. But don't feel bad for them: At least you know these stories all have happy endings.
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