Listen Up, Natalie Portman: The Fug Girls Rate the Best and Worst Red-Carpet Pregnancy Looks

We're beginning to think someone's putting something in the water: Only a month into 2011, it seems like everyone in Hollywood is knocked up — not just Natalie Portman, but also Kate Hudson, Selma Blair, Ivanka Trump, Jane Krakowski, Marion Cotillard, Alicia Silverstone, Jennifer Connolly … even two Spices, Posh and Baby. If any of those expectant mothers are getting nervous about dressing a burgeoning bump, we recommend looking to the past for advice — and cautionary tales. Ergo, join us as we revisit celebrity pregnancies of yore and rate the ladies' red-carpet hits and misses on a scale of 1 to 10, from frumpy to glam. But don't feel bad for them: At least you know these stories all have happy endings.