The Oscars red carpet is always a bittersweet affair: bitter, because 70 percent of people usually insist on wearing black, white, or flesh tones, yet sweet, because it means awards season is over and we can finally take a two-months-overdue nap. Before we go into mental hibernation, though, here are our annual Academy Awards red carpet superlatives, made fresh for you by us, a.k.a. the unofficial winners of People Most Likely To Mention Sandwiches In A Fashion Roundup. Enjoy (both the slideshow and your sandwich, if you’re lucky enough to be holding one).
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