How Rob Delaney Would Romance Fugazi on Valentine’s Day


Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess! In honor of this “holiday,” Funny or Die talked to Rob Delaney about how his ideals for this special day: “My ideal Valentine’s Day date would be the band Fugazi, because they are not one beautiful woman, but rather they are four serious dudes, so it would present a real challenge to me to romance them properly and meet each of their individual needs. Plus, while I tended to each member, the other three could literally rock my face off with their amazing music, until I was just a love machine with no face, rocking it all the way ‘til the sun set on everyone’s fulfilled dreams.”