‘Im looking 4 a girl who is not afraid 2 express herself wit otter girls, ha ha ha, inneundo.’

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America’s favorite lothario, Bobby Bottleservice, on what he looks for in a Valentine: “Da kind of things i am looking 4 in a girl, are big natural breasts like J-Wow, Im looking 4 a girl who is very good at plucking out her eyes’ brow, Im looking 4 a girl who drinks a lot of vokka out of Solo cups, Im looking 4 a girl who is not afraid 2 express herself wit otter girls, ha ha ha, inneundo.”