The Kids from Modern Family Use Their SAG Awards Like Action Figures


Who says being a child actor is terrible? Sure, these kids were pushed into these jobs by their parents, who wanted to live vicariously through them. They’re not going to normal school, depriving them of both a decent education as well as the social skills that come from being surrounded by your peers as you’re growing up. Hell, they’ll undoubtedly both grow up to be maladjusted drug addicts, footnotes of a disposable culture. But today? Today they’re prestigious award winners who play with their awards the way these things should be played with: as toys. Enjoy ‘em, kids.