This poor girl has the soul of a depressed, self-loathing 32-year-old comedian and the body of an adorable five-year-old girl. Slow down, kid! You are way too young to be having an existential crisis! If you’re starting off life this neurotic, I can’t imagine what you’re going to be like once you’re actually an adult trying to be a comedian. It’ll either be a total disaster or you’ll be the best comedian ever.