Boom! In response to Charlie Sheen's day of rants, CBS and Warner Bros. TV have decided against resuming production on Two and a Half Men next week and will keep the show dark for the rest of the season. Said the companies: "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production... for the remainder of the season." So it looks like Sheen won't have to cut short his vacation after all.
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