Vulture Contest: Win Tickets to a Private Adele Show


Do you enjoy secrets and spontaneity and the music of award-winning British singer-songwriter Adele? Good news, then: Vulture is giving away five pairs — that's right, five pairs — of tickets to a private Adele show going down at an undisclosed New York City location tonight at 7:30 p.m. To gain entry, submit a haiku (that's a poem of five, seven, and five syllables) explaining why you deserve the tickets by 3 p.m. today. Vulture will pick the five most persuasive entries and alert the winners this afternoon. Now go forth into competitive poetry!