Betty White’s Off Her Rocker, Spray Painting Your SUV

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You think Betty’s adorable now; just wait until you’re watching your car get slowing crushed under a steamroller in the parking lot of Applebee’s. According to NBC, the new hidden-camera show Betty White’s Off Their Rockers “follows a band of seven senior citizens who make it their mission to play pranks on unsuspecting younger people.” Considering most people treat the elderly like idiots made out of glass, we look forward to White’s memaws wreaking havoc in the calmest of doctor’s waiting rooms, the most silent of DMVs.