Billy Joel Won’t Tell Us All His Deep Dark Secrets After All


Billy Joel is pulling the plug on The Book of Joel, a memoir previously scheduled for a June release. The Associated Press reports that "Joel said it took writing the book for him to realize he's not interested in talking about the past." Wait, wait, wait! This makes the book sound totally nuts, and now we actually want to read it. Sounds like it's in some form of near-completion, so can someone leak a copy, please? [AP via Billboard]