Bree Olson Walks Out On Charlie Sheen


In January, when Charlie Sheen was an actor and sometime-tabloid presence rather than an out-of-work cultural phenomenon, we read reports that, in the midst of a fivesome, he fell in love with the pornographic thespian Bree Olson. Alas, Sheen's newfound ubiquity may have come between them: "Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building ... , We’re sad," Sheen's professional tweet writer tweeted this morning. (Rachel is Olson's real name.) Sad? Sheen? No! Has Charlie's heart been broken? Did he realize that, deep down, he's actually seeking intimacy and monogamy? Ha, c'mon: This is the tiger-blood-pumping ma-Sheen we're talking about. He quickly tweeted: "Over it ... Applications now being accepted!" [NYP, People]

Update: Sheen tells TMZ, "She came back. Love her with the three parts of my heart." Phew.