That is: Perform. With no one calmly asking him perfectly reasonable questions, Chris Brown was able to get out of his controversial Dancing With the Stars performance with a win. Following the Good Morning America incident, DWTS host Tom Bergeron and dancer Cheryl Burke both came out against Brown performing on the show. But CB still took the stage last night and cranked out a remarkable array of sweaty moves — including a pretty bonkers full-on front flip that's got us thinking he might have become an even better dancer throughout his many screw-ups — and ended up with a raucous standing ovation. At this point, with his singles and dance routines leading the way to a No. 1 album even as his personal behavior stays as unseemly as ever, you have to wonder why his handlers would ever subject him to another interview.