Notorious prop comic and crazyperson Gallagher has not had a good couple of months. First, he had a bit of a meltdown during an interview with Marc Maron for his WTF Podcast, storming out after 30 minutes and sounding seriously unhinged. Then, he suffered a heart attack onstage at a show, forcing him to cancel a string of tour dates and have a stint placed in his heart. And now? Well, it looks like the watermelon smashing game isn’t as lucrative as it once was, as our man with a mullet is selling off a bunch of insane shit in order to keep his house.
An old Mercedes with no key! A gigantic set of bowling pins! Some weird bike contraption! A tank-like horse made out of oil barrels! A gigantic big wheel tricycle! I don’t know what I expected Gallagher to have kicking around his house, but this stuff is certainly better than anything I could have thought up. Tell you what, Gallagher: I’ll give you $40 for that big wheel. COD work for you? Shoot me a line, we can work out the details.