How Much Will Charlie Sheen Make on His Live Tour?

Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly party on a rooftop drinking "Tiger Blood" and holding a machete on March 7, 2011, in Beverly Hills, CA. Photo: Splash News/Splash News

For his upcoming live tour, entitled Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth, Charlie Sheen will sit in a chair and "do comedy" for an hour and fifteen minutes. How much does he stand to make for his efforts? A staggering $7 million, owing to his 85 percent cut of the profits and low overhead, reports TMZ. In case you were playing along at home, that's basically the same amount Sheen would have collected from CBS if he had shown up to tape the last four episodes of Two and a Half Men last month instead of getting himself fired. Still, it'll take a lot longer for him to put together that payday: Sheen's got an ambitious 22 performance dates on his tour. [TMZ]