Kirstie Alley and George Lopez began an unlikely beef earlier this week, when Lopez said Alley "did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away" on Dancing With the Stars, and he ran footage of "a squealing piglet" on Lopez Tonight, according to CNN. Initially, Alley simply tweeted, "Don't worry about Lopez's comments." But not enough people did worry about Lopez's comments, even after he tweeted, "I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie" — so Alley took it up a notch, demanding one of George Lopez's organs. "I don't need or want ur apology...I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted...give it back," she tweeted yesterday. (The comment was a reference to Lopez's then-wife donating her kidney to Lopez when he needed a transplant in 2005. The couple has since separated.) Alley later added, "I don't consider 'I misjudged the joke' an apology. sorta like a husband saying 'I misjudged putting my dick in a whore' ...sorry hon..hehe." Uh, yeah. Just like that. Hehe. [KirstieAlley/Twitter via Marquee/CNN]
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