He had to go to the emergency room.
When Tim and Eric skits come to life, they land you in the emergency room. Related: Here is a tiny hat that's attached to a headband, so you don't have to use superglue.
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It airs on HBO in March.
Theater Review: Trying to Smarten Up Vampire Romance, With Let the Right One In"Let’s face it, vampire stories are not the deep end of literature, no matter what metaphorical pretensions are offered in their defense."
Looking Recap: A New LeafThis week welcomed back the show's distinctive, subtle groove.
Togetherness Recap: Fatter At NightEveryone's making the wrong connections.
Downton Abbey Recap: Shooting Up, Mouthing OffThings get a little more interesting at Downton. Oh, and a lot more heroin-y.
Girls Recap: A Very Culturally Specific StatementEveryone is unraveling.
Why Larry David the Schmuck Was the Best Thing to Happen to Larry David the MenschEveryone’s favorite curmudgeon is bringing his particular brand of disagreeability to Broadway. In a play about the ultimate nothing.
9 Things Lena Dunham, Mindy Kaling, and Your Other Female Faves Said at SundanceMovie studios still don't know what to do with female writers.
Sons of Liberty Is Pretty Good, In Between the Action ScenesIt gets better as it goes along, but you should still probably just re-watch John Adams.
American Sniper Has Brought In Over $200 Million at the Box OfficeWelcome to America.
There's a good reason that Rick Famiyuwa's film has hit the festival like a neutron bomb.
Sundance: Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto on Their Best FriendshipAnd how Pine would die in the apocalypse.
Saturday Night Live: Blake Shelton Stars In The Voice Crossover EpisodeIt's synergy, baby!
Birdman Scores a Surprise Win at the Producers Guild AwardsThe race is on.
Rihanna, Kanye, and Paul McCartney Release New CollaborationIt's called "FourFiveSeconds."
Sundance: Diary of a Teenage Girl Steers Clear of Scolding or MoralizingAnd young star Bel Powley is staggeringly good in it.
Sundance: Tense, Frightening The Witch Places Viewers in the Minds of Puritan SettlersA place of terrors both imagined and real.
Sundance: Z for Zachariah Doesn't Live Up to ExpectationsThe descent into a tepid thriller of sexual jealousy slowly negates the film's abstract, almost metaphorical quality.
#manspreading?
Stephen Collins’s Divorce Is (Finally) FinalizedBye.
Maybe.
Watch Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp Play Never Have I EverWho's part of the mile-high club?
Sundance: You’ll Never Guess Who Jack Black Just Hooked Up WithIt's a shocker.
Bill Maher Thinks the American Sniper Is More Like a ‘Psychopath Patriot’Maher doesn't think Chris Kyle is very Christian.
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Talks Campus Rape and The Hunting Ground at SundanceShe wants to "flip the incentives" so that universities report sexual assault.
Sundance: (Very) Early Oscar Buzz for Jason Segel’s Portrayal of David Foster Wallace"Transformative."
Glee Recap: A Suitcase Full of Glitter and TearsThe show returns to its darkly hilarious roots.
Broad City’s BodyByTrey.Biz Is Also Real, Also AmazingCha-chinga!
Kevin Costner’s New Moves: The Actor on Stepping Into Racial Politics With Black or White“One of the reasons I financed this film is so the script that I read—the script I just could not ignore—would not become a casualty of conventional moviemaking.”
The Sundance Sexfest Continues With Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman’s Naked Dance PartyBoth stars go full frontal ... but there's a twist.
She will produce and star?????!!???
Ryan Guzman on The Boy Next Door and Why There Is So Much Talk of Cookies"Everyone is giving [cookies] to me thinking that I cannot stop eating cookies."
A Vulture Says FarewellTusk!
Netflix Gets Duplass Brothers to Create 4 Very Mumbly Feature FilmsIt's a Sundance miracle!
It Follows Trailer: How to Make STDs Even ScarierA horror movie about a sexually transmitted something.
Eminem, Danny Brown, and the Rest of Motor City Represents in ‘Detroit Vs. Everybody’Featuring Eminem, Big Sean, Danny Brown, Royce da 5'9", Trick Trick, and Dej Loaf.
Submarine Thriller Black Sea Is a Rattling Good RideStarring Jude Law and Scoot McNairy.
Benedict Cumberbatch Dresses Like Original Sherlock, Looks GreatSpoiler alert.
The Prototype Festival Gives Opera-Makers — and Courtney Love — Space to Try New ThingsCan it grow without disappointing those who treasure it most?
Is This Week’s Bob’s Burgers Musical Number the Best One Yet?We have the exclusive preview.
A new documentary looks at Russian hockey in the 20th century.
American Sniper’s Comics Homage Is Perfect — and TerrifyingChris Kyle was a Punisher fan, and that's scary.
Rihanna Makes Everything Better in This Exclusive Clip From GirlhoodIt's the acclaimed new film opening soon.
A Mrs. Doubtfire Musical Is Actively Being Worked OnHello!
The Boy Next Door Inadvertently Teaches Us About the Magic of the ‘Dick Tie’Thanks, Ryan Guzman.
Quiz: Has Gwyneth Paltrow Romanced This Co-star in Real Life?Co-star or more-star?
Star of The Affair Calls for TV ‘Orgasm Face’ Equality"Why is it always the woman who’s orgasming? Let’s analyze the male orgasm."
The 6 Kinds of Dresses Jennifer Lopez WearsMost of them are shiny.
Archer Recap: Axis Power"How hard is it to remember gum?"
It’s Rare to Find an Animated Film That Bounces Around As Weirdly As Strange MagicWith a story by George Lucas.